Tuesday 2 December 2008

More Celebrities

So the past few weeks have been all a bit crazy in the celebrity world. Jordan and Peter are rowing, did he cheat? why does she not wear her wedding ring..etc. Things have heated up for Gordon Ramsey not in the Kitchen but in the bedroom as he has become a lusting love cheat and has an older Mistress who lives in Wales. Cheryl (the most beautiful woman on the planet) and Ashley Cole Have been having tiffs yet again and Cheryl is apparently devastated as she desperately wants a baby but is not able to conceive currently, If you ask me having a child is not the way to make you and your cheating husband happy, she probably is unable to conceive due to her hectic job of being a British treasure (Being the Prettiest Girls Aloud member and the best Judge on the X Factor can not be an easy job) and the stress that her husband puts her under probably doesn't help either.
I am a self confessed celebrity junkie and am addicted to I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and as i have said before love Nicola McLean just because she is so foolish, loud and ignorantly opinionated. But i did feel sorry for her this week as Esther Ranzen voiced her opinion on Nicolas Breasts. She said "We were all awestruck with Nicola's boobs...Silence fell in the camp and we admired them...When you are that slender nature decrees that you have small boobs. In getting breast enlargements what we are doing is creating a totally impossible female shape... It's not good for kids to think that unless they look like that they are not going to be attractive humans beings.”
I personally feel Nicola has made her own choice and for her Career as a Glamour Model she needs big bountiful boobs. Its her way of making a living and i don't feel Esther has the right to belittle "Kids" by saying we don't have our own minds.

Another thing that has frustrated me this week to the point that i have lost all respect for her is blooming Britney Spears. She is such a fool. time and time and time and time again fans of hers have bravely stuck by her convinced themselves that she will eventually, one day return to her former glory. COME ON. It has been about 6 years now. she has totally lost the plot. she shaves her head. BAD. her kids get taken off her. BAD. she is out party with Paris Hilton all the time. BAD. she totally ruined her so called come back at the MTV awards a year ago and so we gave her another chance. The X Factor decided lets have Brit do her thing in Britain. I was lulled into a false sense of security by Dermot when he was blabbing on about how brilliant she was to become again and was actually quite excited to see her performance. And then it started. Beginning was good (the bit before she was on stage) then she came out the double doors with lots of smoke and curtains ooooo its Britney wow! we all stared at our televisions in awe. She did a few half hearted body shaking movements that was meant to be dancing and then proceeded to Lip Sing. BRITNEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING. ah it annoyed me so much. She was a genius well, not her but the people pulling her strings were doing a fantastic job of making Britney (little Britney) a massive marketable superstar when she wowed everyone and stormed the charts with Hit me baby one more time. but unfortunately i think it is time to let go to that Britney. she is gone and never coming back.
James Corden spoke the truth to a shocked and bewildered Holly Willoughby on the Xtra Factor and said what everyone was really thinking about Brits performance. He said that the memaining X Factor contestants were better than her and he does have a point. at least they are actually singing. Then, when asked about Britneys big comeback James replied, "I've already got the CD, so I don't really need to see someone come out and mime it." James went on to slam Britney's "half-arsed performance" and questioned why she had vanished off the show so quickly. James wasn't afraid to say what a lot of people were clearly thinking.

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